I would like to welcome all the punks to Chaos in Tejas! Sorry I cannot join you this year. But I wish you all skinny jean shorts with patches sewn on, long dredded mullets this animal bones in a few, plenty of cheap beer, gross late night trailer food that is totally not vegan but because you are so wasted you don’t care.
I would like to ask this though: did you really just travel 2,500 miles with your dog and now can’t get into the show because if said dog? Did this never occur to you? Really?
And you do know that 3/4’s of the bands have played the last 4 of these things, right?





